Hell hath no fury like an engineering graduate scorned. That’s what happened last night when Aman Ahmed’s marriage proposal was declined after a long and rigorous engagement process.
“I don’t get it,” said Ahmed (24), “I’m so religious. I’m so friggin’ good looking. I secured a wicked engineering job. Her parents love me. I had it in the BAG man.” Ahmed was one of the most sought out after brothers in the MSA and it is well known that many sisters actually joined Centennial MSA just to work with him.
However things took a turn for the worst when his would-be fiancé declined his proposal. “Just when I was about to accept him as my future husband I got a link to his Facebook profile” said Wafia Khalil, 22. “It was the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in my life.” Ahmed may have had a rosy and pleasant exterior but his Facebook profile painted a different side to him. “Covering your face with shisha smoke stopped being cool 3 years ago” explained Khalil. “When his ugly face wasn’t being covered with shisha smoke then it was smothered and hugged by some nasty scantily-clad girls. Why would he put such dumb pictures on Facebook?”
Ahmed stated that the pictures were put on there by accident and it was during his ‘bad days’. “Hey we all did stupid stuff in university. I just happen to upload all my sinful behaviour and leave all the pictures tagged for the world to see. I don’t think people have the right to judge me though… I’m still a good guy mashAllah.”
Other bizarre pictures of Ahmed featured him tackling a cheerleader, licking a non-Zabiha hot dog and an interesting close-up of him shaving his legs and eyebrows to join a fraternity. “Yeah, I got a lot of negative feedback about that but my legs are silky smooth now mashAllah”
Aman is also known for harassing people to join various petition groups. “I usually spam people about things like Palestine being delisted as a location in Facebook and how there is some sort of Zionist conspiracy with Facebook. I probably annoy the hell out of people but I know I’m the greatest social activist in the world thanks to Facebook”
The final nail on the coffin for Khalil however, was when she noticed that Aman created a new controversial Facebook group called “I met my future in-laws and they suck” and invited all his friends to join it. Aman declined to comment as to why he created such an open and public group on Facebook, especially since he invited other members of the Khalil family into the group.
Soon after all this, Wafia Khalil closed down her “I want to marry Aman Ahmed” group.
January 7th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Cute.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
“Yeah, I got a lot of negative feedback about that but my legs are silky smooth now mashAllah”
That had me in tears!
January 20th, 2008 at 8:14 am
“Yeah, I got a lot of negative feedback about that but my legs are silky smooth now mashAllah”
Pure Genius! Suddenly I’m reminded of a hair removal ad…
January 27th, 2008 at 12:12 am
lol! someone i know was near to getting ditched than hitched cos of the same reason!!!!!! but i guess his girl just fell for his sweet innocent speech in the end…
February 24th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Lol someone linked to this article thinking it was for real:
“One popular Facebook application allows you to hug, blow bubbles, karate chop, and (yes) propose marriage. We haven’t heard of anyone using it yet for the real deal, but you know some clueless soul’s going to try it eventually … and have it backfire like this guy’s Facebook/proposal experience.
If that poor sap wanted to get a “yes,” he shouldn’t have created and recruited for a Facebook group devoted to slamming future in-laws and he should have checked out this AisleDash post.”
April 30th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
This is ridiculous- is it a joke???
April 30th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Hilarious!
May 25th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
cute.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:18 am
“Yeah, I got a lot of negative feedback about that but my legs are silky smooth now mashAllah”
Al hamdu lillah!!!! =)
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:46 pm
good article… this isn’t far fetched and to be honest…one of my friends did find out pretty disgusting things about a potential via facebook and rejected him for that reason..
January 11th, 2009 at 8:28 am
aahahaha i like his activities maybe i should upd8 mine to his exaclty lol to this article. it’s true.. things do backfire esp. with the ppl who have huuuge amounts off tagged photos not only on fb but myspace too. it’s sad lol glad im already married && nothing crazy has come up .. O WAIT THAT’S RIGHT im not living my life in the fast lane, wild side or any of those sorts. or am i?? lol good job
January 28th, 2009 at 3:48 am
I think it’s so weird how people think they can live a kind of secret life or have the obsession to share things with others that they probably shouldn’t. I haven’t put up any pix that other people like potential husband wouldn’t be allowed to see. Now that I’ve read this article I’ll be tempted to check out any potential suitors on the social networking sites..just out of curiosity. I won’t mind if they Facebook me coz they’ll find out sooner I have strange taste in music and like gazing at trees.