If you are viewing this site, you must be either extremely confused or extremely angry or perhaps a healthy mix of confused anger. That’s okay. I like confusing people and I like cheering people up when I make them angry. I hope this little part of the site will explain a few things.

I’m a satirist. Since a lot of you don’t know what that is … it’s essentially someone who writes funny stuff. Or supposedly funny stuff. Nothing is done here to mock Islam. Just Muslims who do weird stuff that aren’t so Muslim-like.

If you’re confused and/or angry then close your internet browser, pray two nafl and take a nap.

That’s about it.