If you are viewing this site, you must be either extremely confused or extremely angry or perhaps a healthy mix of confused anger. That’s okay. I like confusing people and I like cheering people up when I make them angry. I hope this little part of the site will explain a few things.

First, I’m a satirist. Since a lot of you don’t know what that is … it’s essentially someone who writes funny stuff. Or supposedly funny stuff.

If you ever lie awake at night thinking about how Maniac Muslim started to begin with then perhaps a quick glance at the history will do the trick.

If you’re still confused, perhaps the FIQH OF FAQ will work … or more popularly known as the frequently asked questions.

If you’re STILL confused and/or angry then close your internet browser, pray two nafl and take a nap.

That’s about it.