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| Distractions of Prayer
Sometimes concentrating in prayer can be tough. |
Really Bad MSA Event Ideas
Avoid these events like the plague. |
Zionist Teacher Defends Right of Self-Defense![]()
You're dumb if you don't understand this. |
Annoying Stalker Brothers
Creepy brothers. |
| Annoying Marketing Initiatives
Tips on how to NOT annoy people when marketing your events. |
MVP - Muslim Volunteer Problem
Those silly volunteers. |
Controversial Game Show Gets Huge Ratings
You can't handle the Daleel. |
Ask the Maniac: Gender Problems
I become a gender relation expert for some reason. |
| Lower-Your-Gazebook
Muslims + Facebook = Astagfirullah. |
Masjid Funkraising
Dark side of fundraising. |
Muslim Mobile At Record Growth
The greatest cell phone company in the world. |
Justifying Stupidity
Flaw of some Muslim guys. |
| All Washed Up
Hygiene is key. |
Tales From the Minbar
Censorship could be a good thing. |
Jinn Stories Frighten Class
Jinns can be scary. |
Cooties Are Halal
Cooties? Ewwww. |
| Annoying Quirks of Masjid Uncles
A quick glance of the mosque dwellers. |
The Need To Eid
When ya gotta Eid, ya gotta Eid. |
Four Dead in Hijabi Massacre
Maybe Quebec has a point. |
Muslim Chat Do Nots
Shadiness online. |
| Things To Avoid in Ramadan
How to improve your Ramadan. |
A Christmas Special
Scrooge was right. Ba humbug. |
Facebook Profile Ruins Marriage Proposal
Probably a true story. |
A Typical Day
A typical day on campus. |
| Biting Back Hurts
Backs are not edible. |
Hogwarts Muslim Students Association
Dark and dangerous times lie ahead for Muslim students at Hogwarts. |
Denmark Claims Third World Status
The boycott takes a toll on the Danish. |
The Usual Gossip
Gossip sucks. |
| Caught Open-Handed
Getting owned on a handshake hurts. |
Moon Mystery
Finding a moon can be difficult. |
Man Flees From Maghrib
Awkward first day. |
Online Nikkah
The craziest online chat log ever. |
| Boycott the Prom
Proms suck. |
Open House at the Mosque
Non-Muslims enter mosque. Chaos. |
New Caliph Chosen
A new way of picking a leader. |
Salami Salam
Girl receives Salam. Hilarity ensues. |
| Superstition Me!
Cultural values can get zany. |
Your Guide to Islamic Conferences
The zany characters that make up Islamic conventions. |
Shoe Thief Still At Large
Protect your shoes. |
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| Annoying Prayer Habits
Don't ruin my khushoo. |
Hate the Maniac
Take this, haaaaaters. |
Cell Phone Goes Off in Prayer
Worst prayer ever. |
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| Kafirphobia
The fear of non-believers. |
Bad Dawah Tactics
Good Dawah gone bad. |
Casino Dawah Backfires
Dawah guy shoots the craps. |
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| Careful With Words
Shut your trap. |
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
A dim outlook on things. |
France Bans Croissants
Leader of community sleeps in. Damn. |
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| Bismillah It!
Zabiha owns you. |
Misconceptions of Muslims
Muslims have a lot of dumb stereotypes. |
Video Game Under Scrutiny
Extremists aren't fans of a new Muslim game. |
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| Stupid Email Forwards
Forwards are for dumbos. |
Kingdom of Heaven Review
How inaccurate is the Kingdom of Heaven movie? Find out. |
Imam Misses Fajr
Leader of community sleeps in. Damn. |
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| Hijab Can Save Your Life
Hijabs can be lifesavers. |
Inside the MSA
A closer look at the Muslim Students Association / Islamic Societies. |
Muslims Get Fooled
Fooled you. Ha. Ha. |
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| Muslim Chat Lingo
AA. WA. LOL. iA. |
Moon Decision
'twas the night before Eid. |
Muslim Student Receives Valentine's Card
Valentine's Day Massacre. Of sorts. |
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| An Intreprid Prayer
A bizarre prayer adventure. |
Ask the Maniac
Fiqh gone wrong. |
Unity Products Hit Market
Sunnis and Shias share products. |
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| Trouble With Haters
Don't hate on the Muslims. |
Jews Take Over Search Engine
There goes Yahoo! |
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| Juma Woes
Khateebs... analyzed. |
New Cereal Causes Uproar
Best cereal ever. |



































































