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posted by Hamzah Moin

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Self-Help Community Fake News Gender Relations
Distractions of Prayer

Sometimes concentrating in prayer can be tough.
September 2008

Really Bad MSA Event Ideas

Avoid these events like the plague.
June 2008

Zionist Teacher Defends Right of Self-Defense

You're dumb if you don't understand this.
January 2009

Annoying Stalker Brothers

Creepy brothers.
February 2007

Annoying Marketing Initiatives

Tips on how to NOT annoy people when marketing your events.
July 2008

MVP - Muslim Volunteer Problem

Those silly volunteers.
January 2008

Controversial Game Show Gets Huge Ratings

You can't handle the Daleel.
August 2008

Ask the Maniac: Gender Problems

I become a gender relation expert for some reason.
October 2006

Lower-Your-Gazebook

Muslims + Facebook = Astagfirullah.
February 2006

Masjid Funkraising

Dark side of fundraising.
October 2006

Muslim Mobile At Record Growth

The greatest cell phone company in the world.
June 2008

Justifying Stupidity

Flaw of some Muslim guys.
August 2005

All Washed Up

Hygiene is key.
December 2005

Tales From the Minbar

Censorship could be a good thing.
October 2006

Jinn Stories Frighten Class

Jinns can be scary.
October 2007

Cooties Are Halal

Cooties? Ewwww.
July 2005

Annoying Quirks of Masjid Uncles

A quick glance of the mosque dwellers.
November 2005

The Need To Eid

When ya gotta Eid, ya gotta Eid.
January 2006

Four Dead in Hijabi Massacre

Maybe Quebec has a point.
March 2007

Muslim Chat Do Nots

Shadiness online.
May 2005

Things To Avoid in Ramadan

How to improve your Ramadan.
October 2005

A Christmas Special

Scrooge was right. Ba humbug.
December 2005

Facebook Profile Ruins Marriage Proposal

Probably a true story.
November 2006

A Typical Day

A typical day on campus.
March 2005

Biting Back Hurts

Backs are not edible.
September 2005

Hogwarts Muslim Students Association

Dark and dangerous times lie ahead for Muslim students at Hogwarts.
November 2005

Denmark Claims Third World Status

The boycott takes a toll on the Danish.
February 2006

The Usual Gossip

Gossip sucks.
February 2005

Caught Open-Handed

Getting owned on a handshake hurts.
June 2005

Moon Mystery

Finding a moon can be difficult.
November 2005

Man Flees From Maghrib

Awkward first day.
January 2006

Online Nikkah

The craziest online chat log ever.
December 2004

Boycott the Prom

Proms suck.
June 2005

Open House at the Mosque

Non-Muslims enter mosque. Chaos.
September 2005

New Caliph Chosen

A new way of picking a leader.
November 2005

Salami Salam

Girl receives Salam. Hilarity ensues.
July 2004

Superstition Me!

Cultural values can get zany.
April 2005

Your Guide to Islamic Conferences

The zany characters that make up Islamic conventions.
August 2005

Shoe Thief Still At Large

Protect your shoes.
November 2005

 
Annoying Prayer Habits

Don't ruin my khushoo.
April 2005

Hate the Maniac

Take this, haaaaaters.
August 2005

Cell Phone Goes Off in Prayer

Worst prayer ever.
September 2005

 
Kafirphobia

The fear of non-believers.
March 2005

Bad Dawah Tactics

Good Dawah gone bad.
July 2005

Casino Dawah Backfires

Dawah guy shoots the craps.
August 2005

 
Careful With Words

Shut your trap.
March 2005

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

A dim outlook on things.
July 2005

France Bans Croissants

Leader of community sleeps in. Damn.
July 2005

 
Bismillah It!

Zabiha owns you.
February 2005

Misconceptions of Muslims

Muslims have a lot of dumb stereotypes.
June 2005

Video Game Under Scrutiny

Extremists aren't fans of a new Muslim game.
June 2005

 
Stupid Email Forwards

Forwards are for dumbos.
January 2005

Kingdom of Heaven Review

How inaccurate is the Kingdom of Heaven movie? Find out.
May 2005

Imam Misses Fajr

Leader of community sleeps in. Damn.
May 2005

 
Hijab Can Save Your Life

Hijabs can be lifesavers.
January 2005

Inside the MSA

A closer look at the Muslim Students Association / Islamic Societies.
January 2005

Muslims Get Fooled

Fooled you. Ha. Ha.
April 2005

 
Muslim Chat Lingo

AA. WA. LOL. iA.
September 2004

Moon Decision

'twas the night before Eid.
January 2005

Muslim Student Receives Valentine's Card

Valentine's Day Massacre. Of sorts.
February 2005

 
An Intreprid Prayer

A bizarre prayer adventure.
March 2004

Ask the Maniac

Fiqh gone wrong.
January 2005

Unity Products Hit Market

Sunnis and Shias share products.
December 2004

 
  Trouble With Haters

Don't hate on the Muslims.
January 2005

Jews Take Over Search Engine

There goes Yahoo!
October 2004

 
  Juma Woes

Khateebs... analyzed.
October 2004

New Cereal Causes Uproar

Best cereal ever.
September 2004