Comments for Maniac Muslim

Comment on Hogwarts Muslim Students Association by Waliyah

Waliyah — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:58:46 +0000

BEST line EVERRR:
“Laholwala kuwata illabilla. You think Harry Potter is hot? Hell is hotter.” said Abdul Wahab

Hahah, too funny

Comment on Jinn Stories Frighten Class by Waliyah

Waliyah — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:33:17 +0000

“It seems their stomachs are daeef (weak)” joked Mr. Bukhari.

Hahaha mad jokes

Comment on Distractions of Prayer by Waliyah

Waliyah — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:30:49 +0000

“The Muslim community might be divided every Eid as to whether the moon was sighted or not but there is definitely one thing Muslims around the world can agree on: this is the one moon sighting we don’t need to see.”

Hahaha I actually LOLed.

Comment on Misconceptions of Muslims by mariam

mariam — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:08:08 +0000

I can’t make a flight on time no matter how hard I try. I love it.

Comment on Salami Salam by me

me — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:57:46 +0000

that actually CRACKED ME up —i never read and actually laugh out loud ! but oh man this made me LOL really loud !!
lol

but hey just wondering which scholars say that the guy should initiate the salam and which say the girl? r we talking abt islamically or r u talking abt relation scholars? lol

Comment on Zionist Teacher Defends Right of Self-Defense by Qaisar Wahr

Qaisar Wahr — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:36:16 +0000

aslam aly kum so u have u got married that u dont have time to update website i think u should have viedo about dangers to brothers who get married

Comment on Open House At The Mosque by Aisha_

Aisha_ — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:53:37 +0000

“Hi there…my name is Susan. I was just curious as to why women pray in the back?”
“WHAT? DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD PRAY SIDE BY SIDE LIKE SOME SUPERMARKET?”
“No it’s just that-”
“PROVE TO ME THAT JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD. PROVE IT NOW. NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THE TRINITY EXISTS.”
“Actually I’m Jewish and-”
“ISRAELI THIEVES. FREE PALESTINE”
“I’m actually against the occupa-”
“THIS TOUR IS OVER”

^ That has to be my favourite part. So hilarious!

Comment on Online Nikkah by Aisha_

Aisha_ — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:47:18 +0000

Lmfao, that was so hilarious. LOVE ‘The Imam - “Baby Cause I’ma Thug” xD

Comment on Zionist Teacher Defends Right of Self-Defense by Atif C.

Atif C. — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:34:36 +0000

# ScholarsInk Says:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:47 am

It’s absolutely hilarious that the Facebook status/protest/no real action people are all getting apologetic and looking for a pat on the back in their comments.

Great article and great way to root out the aforementioned people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_reaction_to_the_Gaza_War#Civilian_demonstrations_and_protests

“At least two Palestinians were killed by Israeli forces in the West Bank during protests against the offensive on Gaza: On January 4, a man among a crowd in Qalqilya who clashed with Israeli forces was shot dead, while on January 16, a teenager died after being shot in the head during a demonstration in Hebron.[259][260] The Palestinian Center For Human Rights (PCHR) reported that between January 15 and January 21, 36 others, including 16 children, were wounded by Israeli forces in the West Bank in various protests against the offensive.”

“In Egypt, the protests caused the government to reopen the Rafah border crossing to allow the delivery of food and medicine to the Gaza Strip”

Clearly not all protests are meaningless acts of self-fulfillment, as some of these “no real action” people have caused a much more of a tangible impact for the people of Palestine than most of us could ever hope to accomplish…and some of them paid the ultimate price for it as well.

So I recommend next time you abstain from blanket statements…after all you wouldn’t want to look foolish now would you.

Comment on Online Nikkah by Mushoo

Mushoo — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:03:01 +0000

The Imam - “Baby Cause I’ma Thug” : a/s/l?
Abdul: WHAT?
The Imam - “Baby Cause I’ma Thug” : oh sorry man rong window lol

LMAO!