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	<description>More fun than Masjid Politics.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Zionist Teacher Defends Right of Self-Defense</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2009/01/22/zionist-teacher-defends-right-of-self-defense/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -  In what was an obvious act of self-defense at Filly Steen Elementary School, Emmanuel Schulmanburg, a teacher of Zionist persuasion was found with a pen mark across his shirt. &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe my shirt has this ugly pen mark&#8230; I just got it from Harry Rosen too.&#8221; The Zionist teacher felt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Distractions of Prayer</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/09/27/distractions-of-prayer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You ever felt like you were totally in the zone for a prayer when something out of your control totally screws it all up? Sometimes in order to be pro-active we just have to simply avoid the external DISTRACTIONS OF PRAYER. Avoid &#8216;em.
The Scratcher
Sometimes I unfortunately get paired with extremely annoying people beside me in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Controversial Game Show Gets Huge Ratings</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/08/19/controversial-game-show-gets-huge-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[NBC’s new game show, Daleel or No Daleel, has taken network television by storm.  Many critics believed such a show would be cancelled after one episode, but its ratings continue to climb with extraordinary numbers.

“This show is a huge hit to Muslim and non-Muslim audiences alike,” says NBC Executive Jeff Yucker, “it’s probably the greatest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Annoying Marketing Initiatives</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/07/03/annoying-marketing-initiatives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you hear about an event it seems so awesome you have to go because everyone else is going and the marketing seems clever. OR IS IT? Sometimes over-marketing a product can get on people’s nerves and cause massive boycotts or whatever. Muslims love boycotting things so you better watch out if you&#8217;re organizing an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Really Bad MSA Event Ideas</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/06/10/really-bad-msa-event-ideas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[People fight tooth and nail to get the right people on MSA/ISOC executive boards. I always wonder why elections are such dramas in most organizations and I figure it’s usually because the people involved don’t want “the others” to join in. You know, the crazy “out there” ones. The ones too conservative for the hardcores [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muslim Mobile At Record Growth</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/06/02/muslim-mobile-at-record-growth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK – The world’s fastest-growing cell phone provider aimed specifically to the Muslim population is now the second largest cell phone provider in the entire world. “This is the beginning of something extraordinary” said Naureen Shah, CEO of Muslim Mobile. “We are constantly getting so many people switching their services to Muslim Mobile that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs That A Muslim Guy Needs To Get Married</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/04/05/signs-that-a-muslim-guy-needs-to-get-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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&#8216;Signs That A Muslim Guy Needs To Get Married&#8217; here.
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		<title>MVP - Muslim Volunteer Problem</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2008/01/06/mvp-muslim-volunteer-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So after attending practically every Muslim event in existence, I’ve realized a startling pattern. The volunteers are essentially the same. Regardless of the type of event or organization, you’ll see the same faces event after event. Some Muslims can’t get enough of volunteering. It’s like they get high off of it or something. They take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jinn Stories Frighten Class</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2007/10/31/jinn-stories-frighten-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Halloween - Sally McDonnell’s class of Grade 3 students received a different kind of scare. “I still can’t sleep at night,” said McDonnell, 33, who is the English teacher for Washington Falls Elementary School Grade 3 class, “this is hands down the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

Abdul Malik Bukhari, 8, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Four Dead in Hijabi Massacre</title>
		<link>http://maniacmuslim.com/2007/03/13/four-dead-in-hijabi-massacre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamzah Moin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[   Montreal - In breaking news, four people have died in hijabi-related choking incidents on the weekend during a soccer tournament.
&#8220;I knew this would happen,&#8221; said Keith Johnson, a senior referee in the Girls under 12 Soccer Tournament, &#8220;wasn&#8217;t it a good idea to ban the hijab or what? I knew these kids [...]]]></description>
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