TweetWritten by: Hamzah Moin Sometimes I can’t help but wonder how certain things get said …
It’s war in one of the holiest places on earth and you know what that means: online arguments are in demand!
Are you getting down-voted to oblivion in a Reddit thread?
Picking fights in the Youtube comment section?
Losing friends on Facebook?
You’re probably arguing ALL WRONG. You need to figure out if what you’re saying is offending people.
|Your statement||How a Zionist would hear it||Conclusion|
|#FreePalestine||#EradicateIsrael||Your statement is anti-Semitic and offensive and celebrities should NOT be tweeting this.|
|Israel is violating international law and their occupation of Palestine is illegal||Why do you Jews never follow rules? If the Jews played soccer then you'd just score the ball on your own net and claim it as a legitimate goal. Or dribble it like a basketball.||Your statement is anti-Semitic and you shouldn't stereotype Jewish people and their soccer-playing abilities.|
|There's a crazy amount of Israeli settlers on Palestinian land…||Israel should be eradicated off the face of the earth.||Oh so you're saying Jews can't have their own land? It's a birthright dammit. I knew you were anti-Semitic as soon as you opened your mouth.|
|The casualty count is a bit lopsided. There's like bajillion dead Palestinians compared to one dead Israeli… isn't that a bit weird?||One Israeli has tragically died.||Looks like you got the blood of the Jewish people on your hands. You know who else had our blood on their hands? The Nazis. Look what happened to them.|
|I mean those Palestinian kids died on the beach…||Future Hamas soldiers were killed as they trained on the beach.||The way they were kicking that soccer ball around… it just reeked of terrorism.|
|I think Israel should be able to keep its land from the 1967 agreement. That's what was agreed upon and pretty much the only thing Palestinians want.||We should colonize Mars. Then send all the Jews to Mars. Then Israel should be eradicated off the face of Mars.||Oh so you're saying all Jews are aliens? That sounds a bit antisemitic.|
|Gaza is basically an open-air prison||Thank you Israel for allowing the Gazans to breathe the open-air||Hey… don't mention it. Seriously… don't ever mention it ever or else you'll be an anti-Semite.|
|Okay seriously. There are a ton of Jewish people who believe that whatever Israel is doing is wrong on so many levels.||Self-hating Jews are joining Hamas||Screw them anyway. They're anti-Semites… despite actually being Semites.|
|Why do you keep bringing up your Jewish faith or saying I'm anti-Semitic? I'm trying to criticize Zionism as a political ideology.||Send all the Jews to space. Then let a black hole suck them all up. Then eliminate the black hole.||Are you saying Jews would make bad astronauts? That's extremely prejudiced and an anti-Semitic thing to say.|